Church of the most high Spongebob

Cartoon fans start Spongebob church

Pastor: Are you ready kids?
Congregation: Aye aye captain!
P: I can't hear you!
C: Aye aye captain!
P: Ooooooooooh....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
C: Spongebob Squarepants!
P: Absorbant and yellow and pourous is he!
C: Spongebob Squarepants!
P: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
C: Spongebob Squarepants!
P: Then drop on the deck and flub like a fish!
C: Spongebob Squarepants!
All: Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Spongebob Squarepants!
AMEN


Yeah, so the above is not mine, but I found it really funny.

Oh and somehow I think I will stay at Lakeview Community Church even if a spongebob branch opens in Stillwater. (Yes I just did a search to see how sponges reproduce hoping for something funny to say here, let me tell ya, there is nothing funny about sponge reproduction.)