a wing-flapping, screeching frenzy

Yahoo News: Cops Free Chicken From Windshield Wiper "After a brief failed attempt to catch the chicken, none of the officers wanted to be seen involved in a prolonged 'chicken-chasing venture' in front of the police department.

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Ok, this article is great. It's one of those that you almost over look until you get the image in your head of Chief Wiggum chasing a chicken.