Bingo, the bad date is history

Help on the way for bad dates
"they're fake "rescue" calls — now being offered by two cell phone providers,
Cingular Wireless and Virgin Mobile USA"

"And bingo, the bad date is history.”

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This explains a
lot. For awhile now I have been trying to figure out why Martin uses cingular
instead of T-mobile (which all the cool kids use). So the question is, who
should tell his wife?

Also, I really love that second quote.